I’m a doctor. And, like most medical professionals, I\’m a bad patient. Two years after my last appointment, I got a CTJ, \”Come to Jesus\” from my doctor. I called his office for a form. I needed proof that I don’t have tertiary syphilis. For my Thai visa. Why tertiary syphilis, as opposed to HIV, …
If you’re sexy, fit and nimble, if you can part your thighs and bend your knees, if you can see your private parts without a mirror, ignore this. Move on. This is not for you. This is for those with flailing sex-drive and failing abilities whose sex life is a challenge, but they\’d like to make …
I’m an ER doc. I care for patients. All patients: Those who need to be in the ER; those who don’t; those who wouldn’t be there if they knew better. For them, for you and for fun, I\’ve got some tips to keep you happy, safe and away from my ER. Enjoy. Never, ever say …
You don’t like to be told what to do. Especially not by arrogant doctors who act as if they know better, just because they’ve been through a little training! Your child hates shots. As her parent, your main job is to keep her comfortable. Dr. Google told you about side effects: fever, pain, irritability. “The …
Humor is a shield in the ER. It helps us cope, so we laugh a lot. At each other, at ourselves, at the weirdness. Check these out. They are all real complaints of real ER patients. \”I have Bavarian cysts.\” \”My doctor said that I may have a blood clog in my leg.\” \”I have a stiff …
Murphy’s Law as it applies to the ER: If something can go bad, it will do so in a hurry. If it can’t possibly go bad, it will still find a way. Clock’s First Rule: All the patients will crash at the same time. Usually when the computer system goes down. Clock’s Second Rule: …
